Democrats Are The Only Reason To Vote

The Trouble With Practical Jokes Is That Very Often They Get Elected.

Politics Is The Best Show In America. I Love Animals And I Love Politicians, And I Like To Watch Both Of 'em At Play, Either Back Home In Their Native State, Or After They've Been Captured And Sent To A Zoo, Or To Washington.

Those Tax-exempt Bonds Were Put In So That A Town Or A State Or A Government Could Sell More Bonds Than It Ought To.

When You Give A Lesson In Meanness To A Critter Or A Person, Don't Be Surprised If They Learn Their Lesson.

A Man Who Dies Without Adequate Life Insurance Should Have To Come Back And See The Mess He Created.