Democracy Is The Fig Leaf Of Elitism.

There's No National Glue Holding Us Together Because Somebody Put Too Much Pluribus In The Unum.

Recently While Browsing In A Secondhand Bookstore I Bought A Paperback Copy Of The Intellectual And The City, But I Was Unable To Read It. When I Got Home I Discovered That The Original Owner Had Highlighted The Entire Book - Literally. Every Line On Every Page Had Been Drawn Through With A Bright Green Magic Marker. It Was A Terrifying Example Of A Mind That Had Lost All Power Of Discrimination.

"very" Is The Most Useless Word In The English Language And Can Always Come Out. More Than Useless, It Is Treacherous Because It Invariably Weakens What It Is Intended To Strengthen. For Example, Would You Rather Hear The Mincing Shallowness Of "i Love You Very Much" Or The Heart-slamming Intensity Of "i Love You"?

Real Feminism Is Spinsterhood. It's Time America Admitted That Old Maids Give All Women A Good Name.

I've Always Said That Next To Imperial China, The South Is The Best Place In The World To Be An Old Lady.