Delta: We Never Make The Same Mistake

I Think I Might Have A Bad Psychic Advisor. When I Asked Her To Contact The Dead, She Gave Me Keith Richards' Phone Number.

President Obama And His Wife Are Going To Kenya. Donald Trump Said, 'while You're There, Pick Up Your Birth Certificate.'

Wherever We've Travelled In This Great Land Of Ours, We've Found That People Everywhere Are About 90% Water.

President Bush Says He Is Looking Forward To The Testimony Of Condoleezza Rice. Yes, He Is Very Excited About Condoleezza Rice's Testimony Before Congress. Well, It Makes Perfect Sense - He Wants To Know What Was Going On, Too.

Night Clubs Scare Me. They're Dark And They Stink And They're Dangerous And Everybody's Drunk.