Danger Could Be My Middle Name... But

What Was The First Cat That Talked A Human Into Putting A Cat Door In?

They Say The Universe Started With A Big Bang. I Hope Everybody Stood Well Back.

When I First Came Out, I Thought, I Want To Walk Like A Real Woman, I Don't Want To Do Mincing Steps. And There Was Some Girl I Saw Walking Up Holloway Road In Islington Who Had This Long Languid Walk And I Thought, That's What I Like, So I Incorporated Her Walk Into Mine.

Some People Are Widely Read. I'm Thinly Read.

We Have Two Hundred Languages In Europe. Two Hundred Languages! Count Them! I Know You Won't!