Dammit, Don't You Dare Ask God To

I, Joan Crawford, I Believe In The Dollar. Everything I Earn, I Spend.

I Was A Strict Disciplinarian, Perhaps Too Strict At Times, But My God, Without Discipline What Is Life?

My God, I'm Four Hundred Years Old And The Most I Can Do Is Look Three Hundred.

If You Throw A Lamb Chop In The Oven, What's To Keep It From Getting Done?

I Think That The Most Important Thing A Woman Can Have - Next To Talent, Of Course - Is Her Hairdresser.