Communism Is The Opiate Of The Intellectuals.

Thoughts Have No Sex.

If Old Age Means A Crown Of Thorns, The Trick Is To Wear It Jauntily.

Bombs Know No Ism But Barbarism. The Laws That Successfully Govern A Peaceful And Democratic Society Do Not Interfere With The Only Law Bombs Know, Which Is The Law Of Gravity.

H. L. Mencken Told Me Once That He Answered All His Mail, Pleasant And Unpleasant, With Just One Line, 'you May Be Right.' That's The Way I Feel Now. It Is In The Realm Of Possibility, Just Barely, That I Could Be The One Who's Wrong.

I Was Wondering Today What The Religion Of The Country Is - And All I Could Come Up With Is Sex.