Committee - A Group Of Men Who

Laughter Is The Best Medicine In The World.

I Like To Think Of Myself As The Middleman Between Fred Allen And Henny Youngman.

If Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?

I Never Stole A Joke In My Life. I Just Find Them Before They're Lost.

I Bought A Christmas Tree For Twenty Dollars. When I Came Home The Next Day, My Wife Was Wearing It In Her Hair.