Comics Just Don't Retire. They Either Die

With Everybody Having A Facebook And A Twitter, I Feel Like Regular People Consider Themselves Stars. It's A Live, Real-time Upload Of Every Time We Buy A Pair Of Socks, The Most Telling Sign That We're Losing Our Politeness. When You Know Everything About Somebody, You Can Talk To Them Any Way You Please.

I've Actually Tried To Roast Somebody That I Don't Like, And It Doesn't Go Well. Either They're A Bad Sport Or I'm Not As Funny As I Could Be.

My Life And My Career Have Been A Series Of Happy And Not So Happy Accidents.

How Is It Possible That Courtney Love Looks Worse Than Kurt Cobain?

You Have Such A Huge Career ... Behind You.