Comedy Is Really Not Like Any Other

Every Single Religion That Has Ever Been On The Face Of The Earth, Ever, Is A Cult. That’s All They Are.

The Misconception Is That Standup Comics Are Always On. I Don't Know Any Really Funny Comics That Are Annoying And Constantly Trying To Be Funny All The Time.

One Of The Most Fascinating Lessons I've Absorbed About Life Is That The Struggle Is Good.

Maybe We Can Combine 2 Things That Everybody Loves. Helping Out The Poor And Blow Jobs.

If You're Dumb Enough To Do Crack, You're Supposed To Die. It's Evolution.