Coal Mining Is Tough. Acting Is Just

I Think Everyone Roots For The Underdog.

I'm The Fun Dad, I Am Also The Disciplinarian.

You Can Tell It's Good If You Light It And A Blue Flame Comes Up; That Means It's Good Moonshine And It Won't Make You Go Blind.

A Lot Of Stand-up Comedy Guys, When They Get A Little Famous, Just Give Up Their Stand-up Career, And It Cancels Out The Thing That Set Them Apart.

I Feel Like My Eyes Have Gonorrhea.