Cleanse My Heart... Give Me The Ability

The Oscar Wilde Of Welfare State Gentility.

Civilizations Have Been Founded And Maintained On Theories Which Refused To Obey Facts.

The Kind Of People Who Always Go On About Whether A Thing Is In Good Taste Invariably Have Very Bad Taste.

On Our Way Home We Were Waiting For The Bus When A Very Fat, Pompous-looking Woman Reeled Out Of A Pub Shouting, "melancholia? Ad Nauseam."

It's All Any Reasonable Child Can Expect If The Dad Is Present At The Conception.