Chinese People Age Overnight.

I Always Have A Problem Liking Things That I'm Told I Should Like. This Has Been The Problem With Most Of The Wonders I Have Seen So Far. The Fact That This One Is Called The 'great' Wall Of China Annoys Me. I'll Decide If It's Great Or Not. It Might End Up Being The 'all Right Wall Of China' To Me.

I've Been On The Planet For 40 Years Now, And I'm Still None The Wiser As To What It's All About Really. I've Never Worried About Life's Big Questions. People At My Age Sit About Pondering, 'why Are We Here?' The Only Time I Ever Asked Myself That Is When Suzanne Booked Us A Surprise Holiday To Lanzarote.

I Never Buy A Piece Of Art. I Don't See The Point In Buying Something Because I Know My Eyes Will Get Bored Of It Eventually.

There’s Fish In Here That I’ve Read About That Are So See-through That They’re Invisible. So I Don’t Even Think They Know They Exist.

Well I'm Trying To Think What I Put In... I Think I Put In 'why?' To See If I'd Confuse The Computer.