Canoe + Waterfall = I Don't Go

A Glove Is A Very Literal Looking Hand Puppet.

You Get Really Disillusioned, Because You Thought You Were In Love. But You Realize That You're Just Alone.

If I Had A Bookstore I Would Make All The Mystery Novels Hard To Find.

I'm A Body Builder, But I Don't Use Weights. I Use Snacks. It's Kind Of A Different Building Process.

For Me And Most Of My Friends Who Are Comedians, If You've Been Doing Comedy For A While, Your Tolerance For Things Actually Moves. I Find It Very Hard To Be Shocked, And When Other People Aggressively Take Offense To Something, I'm Sometimes Confused.