Camouflage Is A Game We All Like

The Art Snob Can Be Recognized In The Home By The Quick Look He Gives The Pictures On Your Walls, Quick But Penetrating, As Though He Were Undressing Them. This Is Followed Either By Complete And Pained Silence Or A Comment Such As 'that's Really A Very Pleasant Little Water Color You Have There.

The True Snob Never Rests; There Is Always A Higher Goal To Attain, And There Are, By The Same Token, Always More And More People To Look Down Upon.

A Lady Is A Woman Who Makes A Man Behave Like A Gentleman.

Ragtime Was A Fanfare For The 20th Century.

Wasting Time Is Negative, But There Is Something Positive About Idleness.