Budget: A Way Of Going Broke Methodically

If You Are Not Having Fun You Are Doing Something Wrong.

Some Day There Will Have To Be Some New Rules Established About Name-calling. I Don't Mean The Routine Cursing That Goes On Between Husband And Wife, But The Naming Of Defenseless, Unsuspecting Babies.

I Know, I Know - You're A Woman Who's Had A Lot Of Tough Breaks. Well, We Can Clean And Tighten Those Brakes, But You'll Have To Stay In The Garage All Night.

I Remember The First Time I Had Sex - I Kept The Receipt.

Every Time Someone Turns On A Tv, I Go In The Other Room And Read.