Boy, I Miss The Days They Made

There's No Downside To Fame And People Who Whine About It Make Me Sick. It's The Greatest Thing In The World.

Then, Finally, The Third Year, Begging The Parents, I Got The Superman Halloween Costume. Cardboard Box, Self-made Top, Mask Included. Remember The Rubber Band On The Back Of That Mask? That Was A Quality Item There, Wasn't It? That Was Good For About 10 Seconds Before It Snapped Out Of That Cheap Little Staple They Put It In There With.

And That's When I Realized, When You're A Kid You Don't Need A Costume, You Are Superman.

Our Good Time Is Sitting In A Coffee Shop With A Newspaper, Writing A Line On The Back Of A Napkin. That Is The Most Fun Comedians Ever Have

Make No Mistake About Why These Babies Are Here - They Are Here To Replace Us.