Boredom Is The Deadliest Poison.

Old Ladies Photographed By Cbs Who Announced That They Would Die Of Malnutrition If Reagan's Bill Were Passed Could Probably Have Saved Themselves Their Impending Penury By The Simple Device Of Applying To The American Federation Of Television And Radio Artists For Scale Every Time They Were Featured By Dan Rather Or Whoever.

The Majority Of The Senior Class Of Vassar Does Not Desire My Company And I Must Confess, Having Read Specimens Of Their Thought And Sentiments, That I Do Not Desire The Company Of The Majority Of The Senior Class Of Vassar.

I'd Rather Entrust The Government Of The United States To The First 400 People Listed In The Boston Telephone Directory Than To The Faculty Of Harvard University.

People Are Beginning To Wish That The Voters Had Been Given Breathometer Tests When They Voted In The Present Government.

Everything I Do And Say And The Way I Do And Say It Annoys Me.