Being Mystified Is A Good Beginning, Because

I'm In The Real World, Some People Try To Steal From Me, And I Stop Them, Frequently, Take Them To Court. I Love A Good Lawsuit. It's Fun.

Here's My Golden Rule For A Tarnished Age: Be Fair With Others, But Keep After Them Until They're Fair With You.

It's Too Bad I'm Not As Wonderful A Person As People Say I Am, Because The World Could Use A Few People Like That.

The One Hour Live Debate In The West Wing That We Did Was One Of The Most Exciting Times For Me On Stage Or On Camera, Because Anything Could Go Wrong.

When I Studied How To Think In School, I Was Taught That The First Rule Of Logic Was That A Thing Cannot Both Be And Not Be At The Same Time And In The Same Respect. That Last Note, “in The Same Respect,” Says A Lot. As Soon As You Change The Frame Of Reference, You’ve Changed The Truthiness Of A Once Immutable Fact.