Being Crazy Isn't Enough.

You'll Get Mixed Up, Of Course, As You Already Know. You'll Get Mixed Up With Many Strange Birds As You Go. So Be Sure When You Step. Step With Care And Great Tact And Remember That Life's A Great Balancing Act. Just Never Forget To Be Dexterous And Deft. And Never Mix Up Your Right Foot With Your Left.

You Can Get So Confused That You'll Start In To Race Down Long Wiggled Roads At A Break-necking Pace And Grind On For Miles Across Weirdish Wild Space, Headed, I Fear, Toward A Most Useless Place. The Waiting Place.

Oh, The Things You Can Find If You Don't Stay Behind!

I Am The Lorax. I Speak For The Trees. I Speak For The Trees For The Trees Have No Tongues.

I Still Climb Mount Everest Just As Often As I Used To. I Play Polo Just As Often As I Used To. But To Walk Down To The Hardware Store I Find A Little Bit More Difficult