Be A Politician; No Training Necessary.

I Guess Truth Can Hurt You Worse In An Election Than About Anything That Can Happen To You.

A King Can Stand People's Fighting But He Can't Last Long If People Start Thinking.

When I Make A Joke, Nobody Gets Injured... When Congress Makes A Joke, It's The Law.

The Way To Make Money In The Stock Market Is To Buy A Stock. Then, When It Goes Up, Sell It. If It's Not Going To Go Up, Don't Buy It!

Old Hollywood Is Just Like A Desert Water In Africa. Hang Around Long Enough And Every Kind Of Animal In The World Will Drift In For Refreshments.