Baseball Is Like Church. Many Attend Few

To Some It's A Six-pack, To Me It's A "support Group". Salvation In A Can!

Buy A Steak For A Player On Another Club After The Game, But Don't Even Speak To Him On The Field. Get Out There And Beat Them To Death.

God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.

In The Olden Days, The Umpire Didn't Have To Take Any Courses In Mind Reading. The Pitcher Told You He Was Going To Throw At You.

It Is Decidedly Not True That 'nice Guys Finish Last'.