Baptists Are Only Funny Underwater.

I Feel Like Writing About A Time When I Was Probably, And Think All Of Us Are, The Happiest Before The Obligations Start In.

I Don’t Like Writing For Comedians. I Like Writing For Actors. The Best Comedians Are The Best Actors.

Writing Is An Escape From A World That Crowds Me. I Like Being Alone In A Room. It's Almost A Form Of Meditation- An Investigation Of My Own Life.

There Are Two Million Interesting People In New York And Only Seventy-eight In Los Angeles.

I Don't Like Dating Or Just Living With A Woman. I Like To Create A Relationship, A Marriage. And Almost All Of My Marriages Have Involved Children, So I'm Really A Family Man As Well.