Bad Weather Always Looks Worse Through A

Don't Drink The Water And Don't Breathe The Air!

Everything Is So Weird In Politics That It's Very Hard To Be Funny About It, I Think.

Be Careful Not To Do Your Good Deeds When There's No One Watching You.

The Army Has Carried The American... Ideal To Its Logical Conclusion... Not Only Do They Prohibit Discrimination On The Grounds Of Race, Creed And Color, But Also On The Grounds Of Ability.

Alas, Irreverence Has Been Subsumed By Mere Grossness, At Least In The So-called Mass Media. What We Have Now - To Quote Myself At My Most Pretentious - Is A Nimiety Of Scurrility With A Concomitant Exiguity Of Taste.