Avoid Running At All Times.

With Women You Don't Have To Talk Your Head Off. You Just Say A Word And Let Them Fill In From There.

Just Take The Ball And Throw It Where You Want To. Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.

One Time He (cool Papa Bell) Hit A Line Drive Right Past My Ear. I Turned Around And Saw The Ball Hit His Ass Sliding Into Second.

I Used To Feel So Bad Before I Got To The Clubhouse, I Didn't Know What To Do. But When I Put That Ballsuit On, I Don't Know Where I Got The Spark To Save My Life.

My Feet Ain't Got Nothing To Do With My Nickname, But When Folks Get It In Their Heads That A Feller's Got Big Feet, Soon The Feet Start Looking Big.