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Baseball Is The Most Perfect Of Games, Solid, True, Pure And Precious As Diamonds. If Only Life Were So Simple. Within The Baselines Anything Can Happen. Tides Can Reverse; Oceans Can Open. That's Why They Say, We Don't Stop Playing Because We Get Old. We Get Old Because We Stop Playing.

Sometimes You Win, Sometimes You Lose, Sometimes You Get Rained Out.

When They Treat You Bad, You Just Got To Take Care Of Your Pride, No Matter What.

The Only Change Is That Baseball Has Turned Paige From A Second Class Citizen To A Second Class Immortal.

You Win A Few, You Lose A Few. Some Get Rained Out. But You Got To Dress For All Of Them.