At The Sharper Image Store, I Saw

Politics Is Just Show Business For Ugly People.

With Hurricanes, Tornados, Fires Out Of Control, Mud Slides, Flooding, Severe Thunderstorms Tearing Up The Country From One End To Another, And With The Threat Of Bird Flu And Terrorist Attacks, "are We Sure This Is A Good Time To Take God Out Of The Pledge Of Allegiance?

If You Restore A Car, And You're Making Money, Then You're Doing It Wrong.

You're Not Famous Until My Mother Has Heard Of You.

For The First Time The People Of Iraq Are United. Today On Cnn I Saw A Kurd, A Shiite And A Member Of The Republican Guard Coming Together To Cart Off A Big Screen Tv.