At Night, Neurotics May Toil Not, But

If You Can Tell Anyone About It, It's Not The Worst Thing You Ever Did.

A Parent Who Has Never Apologized To His Children Is A Monster. If He's Always Apologizing, His Children Are Monsters.

Boredom Is Often The Cause Of Promiscuity, And Always Its Result.

The Young Do Not Need God, And The Old Cannot Find Him.

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