At My Age An Affair Of The

My Body Is Dropping So Fast, My Gynecologist Wears A Hard Hat.

I Enjoy Life When Things Are Happening. I Don't Care If It's Good Things Or Bad Things. That Means You're Alive.

The Psychic Scars Caused By Believing That You Are Ugly Leave A Permanent Mark On Your Personality.

"i Wouldn't Go Over Here To Lisa Rinna And I Would Say 'are Those Breasts Real, Are You Wearing Underwear?'"

If I Found Yoko Ono Floating In My Pool, I'd Punish My Dog.