At Last Someone Takes Me Seriously.

The English Approach To Ideas Is Not To Kill Them, But To Let Them Die Of Neglect.

I Hate The Word 'sneering', I Can't Help The Way My Face Looks.

[cycling] Is Easily The Quickest Way Around Central London, Faster Than Bus, Tube Or Taxi. You Can Predict Precisely How Long Every Journey Will Take, Regardless Of Traffic Jams, Tube Strikes Or Leaves On The Line. It Provides Excellent Exercise. It Does Not Pollute The Atmosphere. It Does Not Clog Up The Streets.

I Got Fed Up Of Listening To Bollocks

Has There Ever Been A Visitor To Ludlow Who Hasn't Wished They Lived There?