As Soon As You Start Analyzing Comedy

Before You Can Be All Deprecating It's Helpful To Be Self-deprecating.

My Best Friend Is Disabled. There's Nothing He Hates More Than Being Left Out Of The Jokes, To Be Treated With Kid Gloves. That's The Insult.

Maybe I'm Corny, But I'm A Big Believer In Second Chances.

South Park Called...they Want Their Everything Back.

I Think Jersey Stands Alone, And Because I'm From Jersey, I Never Make Fun Of Where People Are From. I'll Make Fun Of What They Look Like, But I'll Never Make Fun Of Where They Are From. Jersey Is Special.