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No Girl Should Ever Forget That She Doesn't Need Anyone Who Doesn't Need Her.

As Long As I Can Remember, I've Always Loved People.

If Your Man Is A Sports Enthusiast, You May Have To Resign Yourself To His Spouting Off In A Monotone On A Prize Fight, Football Game Or Pennant Race.

Men Love You More If They Can Be Made A Little Uncertain About Owning You.

When You're Young And Healthy You Can Plan On Monday To Commit Suicide, And By Wednesday You're Laughing Again.