As If A Woman Ever Loved A

There Is Only One Way To Win Hearts And That Is To Make Oneself Like Unto Those Of Whom One Would Be Loved.

The Dead Look So Terribly Dead When They're Dead.

He Found That It Was Easy To Make A Heroic Gesture, But Hard To Abide By Its Results.

Dying Is The Most Hellishly Boresome Experience In The World! Particularly When It Entails Dying Of 'natural Causes'.

The Rain Fell Alike Upon The Just And Upon The Unjust, And For Nothing Was There A Why And A Wherefore.