All Bayonets Are Bad.

Oh, Wouldn't The World Seem Dull And Flat With Nothing Whatever To Grumble At?

I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-general, I've Information Vegetable, Animal, And Mineral, I Know The Kings Of England, And I Quote The Fights Historical, From Marathon To Waterloo, In Order Categorical.

The Happiest Hour A Sailor Sees Is When He's Down At An Inland Town, With His Nancy On His Knees, Yo Ho! And His Arm Around Her Waist!

If I Can Wheedle A Knife Or A Needle, Why Not A Silver Churn?

I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General