If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's

Hollywood Is The Gold Cap On A Tooth That Should Have Been Pulled Out Years Ago.

I Didn't Squawk About The Steak, Dear. I Merely Said I Didn't See That Old Horse That Used To Be Tethered Outside Here.

Sex Isn't Necessary. You Don't Die Without It, But You Can Die Having It.

The Two-headed Boy In The Circus Never Had Such A Headache.

My Daughter Wants To Throw A Stone At A Bad Man. I Stop Her From Throwing, Shaking My Head And Giving Her A Little Slap. My Disapproval Is Complete. You Think: 'that's Right, She Shouldn't Throw A Stone Even At A Villain.' Then I Hand Her A Brick To Throw.