Anyone Who Has Dead Straight Hair Wants

I've Got A Hat Face. My Mother Always Said I've Got A Hat Face

I'm A Schizophrenic Mix Of Wannabe Glamourpuss And Absolute Slob, And My Style Is Very Much Magistrate-meets-barmaid.

I Was Trained As An Actress. But I Wasn't A Very Convincing Actress, So I Started Doing Punk Poetry And Then Fell Into Doing Stand-up.

I Am Very Short-sighted, And If I Don't Like A Situation I Take My Glasses Off.

What Has Happened To The Good Old-fashioned Travel Agent? I Want To Go To A Really Posh Travel Agent And Have Them Organize Everything For Me. I Don't Want To Do Things On The Internet.