Another Term For Balloon Is Bad Breath

This Is A Pie Chart About Procrastination.

If I Think Of A Joke That's Really Dirty And I Think It's Funny I'll Try It But What I've Found Over The Years Is They Just Don't Laugh. It Doesn't Work Coming Out Of My Mouth So It's Like They Taught Me 'don't Do That. Don't Go That Way Or You'll Lose Me.'

Batteries Are The Most Dramatic Object. Other Things Stop Working Or They Break, But Batteries... They Die.

Right Before I'm About To Talk At Length About Something I Like I Say, Get Me Started.

It's Not The Size Of The Dog In The Fight, It's The Size Of The Dog's Owner - And The Distance You Are From Your Car.