And Turkeys Are A Bird. A Very

I'm Doing 5000 Seat Theaters And Audiences Are Going Nuts, It's Fantastic And It Makes Me Very Happy. I'm Dirty, But Not Like This; I Just Do Comedy That I Find Funny. I'm Working On A New Tv Show For Cable And It's Not Set Up Yet.

Wise Men Say, Only Fools Rush In. Wise Men Are So Slow.

I Think When You Dissect A Joke Too Much, You Have Ruined Whatever There Is In Comedy.

If I Ever Die, I Want It To Be Cause I Got Hit By A Car Saving A Kid.

My Dad Told Me If I Was Ever Intimidated By Anyone, Just Picture Them With Their Clothes Off. He Said That's How He Dealt With My Mom.