And Stop Pointing That Beard At Me,

Before I Speak, I Have Something Important To Say.

Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor Judge Of Anatomy.

The Only Game I Like To Play Is "old Maid", Providing She's Not Too Old

Poverty Makes People Sub-human Excess Of Wealth Makes People Inhuman

Here Lies Groucho Marx And Lies And Lies And Lies P.s. He Never Kissed An Ugly Girl.