Perseus, You Are Not The Hero.

Kids Are Baby Goats. They're Cute And They Have Redeeming Social Value. You Are Definitely Not Kids.

A Hero Can Go Anywhere, Challenge Anyone, As Long As He Has The Nerve.

I Gave Her A Smile That I Hoped Conveyed Something Like: Hey, You Know I’m On Your Side. Gods Are Such Jerks! But What Can You Do? Probably My Expression Actually Conveyed: It’s Not My Fault! Please Do Not Kill Me!

He Was Dressed Just Like On Tv, With Lots Of Silver Chains And Bracelets, Ripped Jeans, And A Black Muscle Shirt (which Was Kind Of Stupid, Since He Didn't Have Any Muscles).

Question (from A Reader) : Will The Wise Goddess Athena Overthrow Zeus And Become The Ruler Of Olympus? Athena's Answer : What An Interesting Idea . . . No, Just Kidding, Dad. Put Away The Lightning Bolt.