And He Says I Have Lousy Timing

Isn't It Possible That I'm Not Feigning Interest? That I Really Do Want To Know More About You?" "you've Never Been Interested In Me Before." "you've Never Been Interesting Before." -cassandra And Paige

Dearly Departed, Scarcely Lamented, Deeply Demented.

He Said "cool" Like I Say A Spanish Word When I'm Not Sure Of The Pronunciation.

I Envied It; Not The Idea Of Having So Much Money That You Could Throw It Away, But The Thought Of Growing Up In A World Where Someone Cared So Much About Your Happiness And So Little About What You Accomplished In Life.

Clearly It Was Time To Consider Rescheduling That Optometrist Appointment I'd Missed Last Fall.