An Unemployed Jester Is Nobody's Fool.

The Pellet With The Poison's In The Vessel With The Pestle; The Chalice From The Palace Has The Brew That Is True!

The Secret Of Staying Fresh In A Show Is To Remember That The Audience You're Playing For That Night Has Never Seen It Before.

Life Is A Blank Canvas, And You Need To Throw All The Paint On It You Can.

I Can't Say What Danny Kaye Is Like In Private Life. There Are Too Many Of Them.

After All Is Said And Done, Its Usually The Wife Who Has Said It And The Husband Who Has Done It.