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Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands - And The Rest Of The Year On The Financial Rocks.

When A Husband Says, "i Run Things In My Home" He May Mean The Washing Machine, The Dishwasher And The Vacuum Cleaner.

The Sight Of Home Looks Best After You've Traveled Hundreds Of Miles To Get Away From It.

When You Finally Go Back To Your Old Home, You Find It Wasn't The Old Home You Missed But Your Childhood.