Always Take A Banana To A Party.

There’s This Issue You’re Not Allowed To Discuss: That Women Are Needy. Men Can Go For Longer, More Happily, Without Women. That’s The Truth. We Don’t, As Little Boys, Play At Being Married - We Try To Avoid It For As Long As Possible. Meanwhile Women Are Out There Hunting For Husbands.

Sarah Jane Smith Was Everybody's Hero When I Was Younger, And As Brave And Funny And Brilliant As People Only Ever Are In Stories. But Many Years Later, When I Met The Real Sarah Jane - Lis Sladen Herself - She Was Exactly As Any Child Ever Have Wanted Her To Be. Kind And Gentle And Clever; And A Ferociously Talented Actress, Of Course, But In That Perfectly English Unassuming Way.

So Is This How It Works Doctor? You Never Interfere With The Affairs Of Other Peoples Or Planets, Unless There Are Children Crying?

Demons Run When A Good Man Goes To War.

Well, The World Is Vastly Counted In Favour Of Men At Every Level - Except If You Live In A Civilised Country And You’re Sort Of Educated And Middle-class, Because Then You’re Almost Certainly Junior In Your Relationship And In A State Of Permanent, Crippled Apology. Your Preferences Are Routinely Mocked. There’s A Huge, Unfortunate Lack Of Respect For Anything Male.