Always Drink Upstream From The Herd.

More Men Have Been Elected Between Sundown And Sunup Than Ever Were Elected Between Sunup And Sundown.

The Crime Of Taxation Is Not In The Taking It, It's In The Way That It's Spent.

Let Wall Street Have A Nightmare And The Whole Country Has To Help Them Back To Bed Again.

The Time To Save Is Now. When A Dog Gets A Bone, He Doesn't Go Out And Make A Down Payment On A Bigger Bone. He Buries The One He's Got.

I Read About Eight Newspapers In A Day. When I'm In A Town With Only One Newspaper, I Read It Eight Times.