Almost Any Age Is Better Than Twenty-two.

Just Think, The Shoes I Wouldn’t Be Caught Dead In Might Actually Turn Out To Be The Shoes I Am Caught Dead In.

Well Into Adulthood, Writing Has Never Gotten Easier. It Still Only Ever Begins Badly, And There Are No Guarantees That This Is Not The Day When The Jig Is Finally Up.

Not Being Funny Doesn't Make You A Bad Person. Not Having A Sense Of Humor Does.

Simplicity, It Seems, Has Always Been Wasted On Those Who Simply Cannot Appreciate It

I Am Neither Spontaneous Nor Ready For Anything.