All My Books Were Easy To Write

Well You Know, It's True That As A Fat Person I Run A Greater Risk Of Heart Disease, Diabetes, And A Number Of Other Things. But Guess What? The Amount Of That Risk Is Almost Infinitessimal!

Trust Me, There Is No Formula For Most Things That Are Not Math.

Children Make Better Readers Than Adults. They Read As Carefully As I Write; Adults Read As A Means Of Getting Off To Sleep. I Get Letters Saying 'i Have Read Your Book Seventeen Times.' If You're An Adult Novelist And You Get That Letter, You Should Be Afraid. You're Being Stalked. Kids Always Read Them Seventeen Times!

It Doesn't Matter Who You Are, Or What You've Done, Or Think You Can Do. There's A Confrontation With Destiny Awaiting You. Somewhere, There Is A Chile You Cannot Eat.

My Parents Believe In The Principle Of ‘sink Or Swim,’ Or ‘what Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Stronger ― Or It Kills You.” From “the Education Of Robert Nifkin