All My Available Funds Are Completely Tied

Don't Worry About Your Heart, It Will Last You As Long As You Live.

I Never Met A Kid I Liked.

In Every Big City There Is Always One Surefire Laugh, And That Lies In Hanging Some Piece Of Idiocy Upon The People Of A Nearby City Or Town.

My Main Ambition As A Gardener Is To Water My Orange Trees With Gin, Then All I Have To Do Is Squeeze The Juice Into A Glass.

If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's Worth Cheating For.