All Men Hate The Nagging.

I Would Spend Absolutely Every Last Minute With My Kids, Telling Them How Much I Love Them And How Much I Would Do For Them.

The Sound Of The Headboard, That's Motivation.

I'm Not The Most Attractive Fella. I'm Not A Billy Dee Williams. Personality Is Everything.

There Was One Incident At A Movie Theater Where My Girl Got Mad At These Guys Who Were Talking Behind Us. I Never Looked Back There, But She Was Like, 'will You All Just Shut Up!' And I Just Got Up And Moved Three Rows In Front. She Was Like, 'what Are You Doing?!' I Was Like, 'you Better Get Up Here! I Don't Play The Fighting Games.'

I Shouldn't Have To Ask For Your Permission For Me To Put You In My Lie!