All Life Is A Blur Of Republicans

Vegetarianism Can Easily Reach Religious Proportions. Refraining From Meat On Moral Grounds Serves To Dignify Feelings Of Guilt Toward Sad-eyed, Furry Creatures And Substitutes Righteousness For Squeamishness.

Everyone Says How Calvin And Hobbes Is About A Real Kid, To Me There's Nothing Real About It; It's An Adult Using A Kid's Body As A Mouthpiece.

She Encouraged Any Artistic Impulse I Had, And My Father Discouraged Any Artistic Impulse I Had. They Took Out Their Problems With Each Other On Me And My Sister.

I Always Thought Of Levittown As A Joke.

I Just Became One With My Browser Software.