Advice, The Smallest Current Coin.

That Part Of Your Friend Which It Is Your Privilege To Contemplate In Your Adversity

No Country Is So Wild And Difficult But Men Will Make It A Theater Of War.

Urbanity, N. The Kind Of Civility That Urban Observers Ascribe To Dwellers In All Cities But New York. Its Commonest Expression Is Heard In The Words, "i Beg Your Pardon," And It Is Not Consistent With Disregard Of The Rights Of Others.

Prescription: A Physician's Guess At What Will Best Prolong The Situation With Least Harm To The Patient.

Turkey: A Large Bird Whose Flesh, When Eaten On Certain Religious Anniversaries Has The Peculiar Property Of Attesting Piety And Gratitude.